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A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 p.m. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
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Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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I just put my feet in the air and move them around.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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